Should you’ve ever been on a long road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you’ve probably played “Would You Rather.”
The rules are very simple and universally known. But on the off-chance you’re visiting us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game functions: You start by posing a predicament of two equally horrifying-seeming (or occasionally equally enticing options to the other player.
You afterward smirk as the other player wrestles with such an impossible scenario. When they decide what they consider to be the less dreadful of two atrocious scenarios, it is their turn to produce a predicament for you.
The game is a regular segment on the Comedy Hit! Hit! podcast. Celeb guests including Ice-T and Bernie Sanders are asked by host Scott Aukerman to select what they believe to be the greatest of two horrific scenarios.
The attractiveness of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game requires no advance knowledge and no skills outside a bit of creativity. But it is only as enjoyable as the people you play with. There is no denying that the more absurd and sometimes Xrated “Would You Rather” gets, the more enjoyable it becomes.
For a bit of inspiration, here are a few uncomfortable suggestions compiled from Reddit, either.io, plus our sick, sick imaginations.
The greatest “Would You Rather” questions
Would you rather gain pounds or be banned from the net for a month?
Would you rather an unrecognizable kid photo of you be the issue of a vicious internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Girl that continues for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?
Would you rather unintentionally “like” a two-year old photo of your significant other’s ex-husband whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or unintentionally send a sext to your mom?
Would you rather be trolled by members of the alt-right or members of Gamergate?
Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you’re prompted to, or have to ask your parents for permission each time you’ve got sex?
Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the world of Harry Potter?
Would you rather live in the world of Star Wars or heal a rare type of cancer?
Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or sensitive to smartphones?
Would you rather have your Seamless account hacked and all the details made public, or have all your files and folders full of pornography?
Would you rather have your Netflix screening history made public or your Spotify listening history made public?
Would you rather be in a real-life version of The Walking Dead or a real-life version of Game of Thrones?
Would you rather be permanently banned from Tinder or be permanently banned from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where you reside?
Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you’ve taken in the past year (without filters or have your personal e-mail hacked?
Would you rather lose the ability to vote in elections or the ability to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or enjoying their photos on Instagram?
Would you rather have the ability to discover why someone you’re dating ghosts on you or the ability to see genuine ghosts?
Would you rather lose all the photos you’ve taken on your own smartphone this year or lose all the books you possess?
Would you rather develop friends in real life or , followers on Twitter?
Harambe or the late Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia?
Would you rather be catfished or the victim of identify theft?
Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percentage raise at work or keep your smartphone and the same salary?
Would you rather have the last five photos on your own camera roll appear on a billboard in Times Square or have every unflattering photo you’ve untagged yourself from on Facebook reappear overnight?
More: 88 Fun Would You Rather Questions
Would you rather be able to select the person who becomes the following President of the United States or the man who directs Star Wars: Episode X?
Would you rather be made to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other java for the remainder of your own life or just LaCroix for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather be made to host a huge dinner party and invite everyone you left-swiped on Tinder or have brunch with the last person who called you out on Twitter?
Would you rather lose your capability to text or lose your capability to give a high-five?
Would you rather seem like Jar-Jar Binks for the remainder of your own life or Siri?
Would you rather lose the ability to make use of GPS for the remainder of your own life or lose the ability to utilize a debit or credit card?
Would you rather don only Sailor Moon outfits for the remainder of your own life or dress such as the cast of Hamilton for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather have the ability to see every text which wasn’t sent to you or the ability to see every text that is about you?
Would you rather have nude photos of you leaked on the net but not seen by anyone you understand or accidentally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?
Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that may record everything?
Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your info leaked in a medical insurance provider hack?
Would you rather have Reddit take up percentage of your day or gag take up percentage of your day?
Would you rather have Trump win the presidential election or have the voice in your head sound like Trump for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather eat the Twitter fowl or the World Wildlife Fund panda?
Would you rather constantly get stuck in traffic or constantly have a extremely slow internet connection?
Would you rather have a flying car or have Tbps Internet connection?
Would you rather get selected for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?
Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an bad name on the road by a stranger?
Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be forced to only use Kimoji for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather be made to see your friends only once a month or lose Twitter followers each month?
Would you rather have infinite storage space on your own iPhone or unlimited storage space in real-life?
Would you rather live out the Zola tweet rage in real life or be forced to follow DJ Khaled’s advice for a month?
Would you rather have Google search results for your name confused with a condemned killer or a well-known pornstar?
Would you rather give the remainder of the net control over your Twitter account or give your mom control over your Tinder account?
Would you rather have every photo on your own cellphone play as a slideshow for your family or let your grandmother read your text messages with your significant other?
Would you rather be a extremely successful YouTube star who’s accidentally covered by chan or a uploader everyone respects but no one watches?
Would you rather have the capability to teleport each time you fart or cure any wound by yelling at it?
Would you rather have every Tinder match be able to read your other messages or never be able to utilize computers or smartphones for dating again?
Would you rather be able to speak to your pet or to individuals who are dead via Facebook messenger?
Would you rather take a glance at your Mother or your Dad’s net history?
Would you rather have man birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for every girl?
Would you rather have dogs or cats permanently banned from your Instagram web feed?
Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised discussion with a Nazi asserting against their points?
Would you rather have your face be a Snapchat filter every time there is a full moon or never use emoji again?
Would you rather have a chilly three months out of the year or have to see a physician to get viral marketing from your head?
Would you rather always use LOL-speak in real life, even at funerals, or only communicate by means of a string of emoji that pop up over your head?
Would you rather be a loser on The Bachelor or a winner on Jeff Foxworthy’s American Bible Challenge?
Would you rather have your most humiliating moment captured in a GIF which goes viral or confront your biggest fear?
Would you rather never need to upgrade your computer or never need to upgrade your smartphone?
Would you rather have Batman’s skills, cash, equipment, and lifestyle or end offense around the world for good but be poor and unnoticed?